Entries for March, 2007
Hindi ako makatulog kagabi kaya may naisulat akong mga katulegan. Habang iniisip ko ang mga hitsura at pagmumukha ng mga klasmeyt ko, nagawa ko ang 10 Famous Classmates! For the benefit of everyone's minds, may mga totoong persons ang lahat ng naisip kong codenames.
The Jerk.
Look up for the person with the im-so-handsome smile and the i-know-it-all recitations, well congrats!, you've found The Jerk of the class. In most cases, including my class', The Jerk is also the nominated person for the "Papampam Award". He forcefully includes hmself to everyone's group and tries to infiltrate the crowd at every possible moment. Not bad, he lives up to his name.
The Valedictorian.
Usually, the President of the class, The Valedictorian is the brightest of the class. He is always the top scorer of each freakin' exam, the representative in quiz bees and the active leader in NSTP. You'll see him only with just one person, not his girlfriend, but with The Salutatorian, ready to take a move in case The Valedictorian forgot to study his lessons.
The Babe.
If you've seen drools on the floor, dont worry, The Babe must've passed that way.She is the suki of all the beauty pageants in your school. Her suitors' queue is longer than that of the queue on the Registrar's Office. But mostly, they are a bit of a snob. And they care more on the fresh pimple on her face than her failing grades.
The Bitch.
Annoyed with that trying-to-be-seductive laugh? That is part of The Bitch' special powers. They are not very pretty at all but she changes her boyfriend like a model changing her clothes. It is her top priority to put powder on her face every end of the class and examine herself to the mirror every other 5 minutes. And when you look for her at the reunion 10 years after, you wont find her. She would be definitely be at home breastfeeding her 14th baby.
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The Loner.
Some says he is also The Geek, The Loner is the most quiet person in class. He wont tire himself on raising his hand to answer and he wont stand up if not asked. During vacant periods, you'll see him writing doodles on his notes or reading a book about the worm's life cycle. Most fo them are honor students but onyl on the lower rank.
The Gangster.
Even if you're the tallest guy in class, I bet you're still bullied by The Gangster. That's normal. He is the younger version of kotong cops who thinks that they could scare all the people aroound him. He is also the bestfriend of the Guidance Councilor. And how would you knw if he is really The Gangster? He have a moustache and he looks awkward in his polo.
The Clown.
He may be the most comedic character in class who laughs a lot and smiles a lot, but most Clowns have problems at home and escapes that negative side of his life to bring happiness in school. They were regarded as everybody's friend and they were also bright academically. Nothing's wrong with them, just their usual loud laugh that disturbs everyone who's taking a nap.
The Heartthrob.
He is the male version of The Babe. For girls, when he smiles, the world seems to stop and his face closes up to theirs. Ok, that's super hyperbole. LOL. He is commonly a star in a sport in school. He got loads of cool friends and also loads of girlfriends. I dont like them so this one's lame.
The Pet.
She's the one with the nasty smile on her face and says "Sumbong kita kya Ma'am!!" when you tripped on her. You'll see her with your teachers' bag and shoes whenever its time to go home. They fail tests but leche flans seem to pull that one up. And when your teacher cries, this Pet cries too. Soulmates? Nah.
The Gamer.
Talk about games, may it be Mario or Tetris to a weird thing called Cathing Mallows, The Gamer would surely know that. They are the typical students who rushes home all the time and skips classes because he would try a new hat for his chixilog avatar. Most true-blue Gamers doesnt have a girlfriend or boyfriend because they devote their time to level up their game characters. But even though they dont like studying much, Gamers pass their subjects, mind you, even Math.
Written by buchi at 04:12 AM.
